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Thank You 2016

As 2016 comes to an end, I am anxiously waiting to tear the page off of the calendar to embark on the new challenges, chances and adventures that most hope a new year will bring. Because 2016 has been...

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when the laundry is done

When the laundry is done, I feel all is right in my domestic world. When the laundry is done, I feel like I can breathe.  When the laundry is done, I am proud that I have conquered such a monumental...

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Why are you thankful?

As the Thanksgiving holiday whips by faster than the speed of light, and we are careening even faster into Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, have you seriously thought about why you are TRULY thankful for...

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The Modern Movie Experience

The most expensive nap you’ll ever take. Going to the movies in this day and age ain’t for the faint of heart. Walking in the door and purchasing tickets for a family of four is close to $50.00....

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What a (Novice) CrossFitter Hates

Yes, even though I’ve been Crossfitting for (GULP) close to three years, I still consider myself a novice. I have RX’d maybe one movement in maybe one WOD, and I don’t go seven days a week.  I am just...

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My #1 Job as a Mom

The other day I forwarded my 13-year-old son a text I received from his teacher. It was one of those reminder texts that notify me about assignments, tests, or even something sweet like “Happy...

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8 things I hate about Christmas

As I lie in bed watching my 1,434th episode of Fixer Upper, it dawned on me I have, once again, totally neglected my plan of being done with Christmas shopping by December 1. You know, so I can enjoy...

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GPS Recalculating … rerouting

I rely solely on my GPS or the Waze app to help me navigate the treacherous Long Island roads during rush hour traffic, and basically any other time I am driving and have no idea where I am going....

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9 Not-So-Proud Parenting Moments

As parents, it’s going to happen — those not so proud parenting moments that make you stop in your boots and say, “Maybe that wasn’t the best move.” And for me, those moments probably happen more than...

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Picky Eaters: How McDonald’s French fries ruined my kids

You know what I hate? I hate when my kids ask for something to eat, and when I offer them the FIVE things I know they will eat, they throw shade at me. Seriously, 13- and 10-year-old little brats are...

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